Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year (Well, maybe for you it is ...)

Here I am on the last day of 2009, just 2 days shy of my 41st birthday, with a full inbox ... but no date for New Year's Eve!

I think my favorite suitor of the day would have to be "R"43. As you can see, "R" made sure to include a profile pic of himself and ... you guessed it, a woman! Yay!




His email to me was this:

"Hello gorgeous! I would like to get to know you. Whats your name?"

Wow "R", that's deep. So I checked out his profile. Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"I'm looking for a slender [see, he's VERY deep!!!], classy/sexy woman, who likes to go out on nice dates for dinner, drinks, and dancing [ech ...]. I have nice clothes [that purple shirt proves it]  and I like to get dressed up when I go out."

"I love my red truck" [I think a 4 year old told me that very same thing last week!]

"I like to see all the hot new items at the mall and Home Depot."

I bet the broad in the photo told him to include this part:

"I like to go for long walks on the beach. I like art museums and theater. I like to see the sun rise and set. I like to go for bicycle and motorcycle rides. Fairs."

And just to make sure potential "LTR" candidates can see how cool and athletic "R" is, he included these:



My my, very impressive ... I wonder which stock image site he illegally copied those from.

Because I'm feeling a little feisty this morning, I emailed "R" back ... and asked him why on earth he would be on a dating site and have a profile photo of himself with another woman. I can't wait to read his response ... I'm slightly giddy with anticipation!!!!!

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