It Just Keeps on Getting Better!

Another heartwarming email from the whiny little bitch "W" 45:

"I guess with you being busy that doesn't leave much if any time to meet some one new and spend some time with, does it? So i'm not sure what to think."

What is wrong with this guy??????? ... I'm writing back to tell him that I think he's a little too needy for my liking ... then I'm blocking his ass.

And a nice pick-me-up from "E" 41 graced my inbox last night ... after I added a new profile picture, he writes:

"in your new photo. How much is real and not photo shop? :)"

Is he kidding?  Where do these losers come from????????? My photo shows a fair-skinned brunette with brown eyes, so I told "E" that it's ALL fake and I'm actually a platinum blonde with blue eyes and a California tan.

If you recently ate, do not, I repeat, DO NOT read the following from "P" 43 who writes ...

"I am looking for the person who will return the 100+% I put into a relationship. Unfortunately I haven't found that person yet. Could it be you? The people I have met want more than they are willing to give. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I don't always want to be the one to start things like showing affection. I love to cuddle and give little kisses but I like to get them back without having to prompt anyone. If someone don't show mutual affection w/o prompting is it true affection? I know some people are shy, but if your comfortable enough to receive hugs and kisses, shouldn't you be comfortable enough to give them?"

Ech ... disgusting with all that cuddly kissy crap, and an obvious cut & paste generic message he sends out to all the girls that he hopes will take pity on his balding, overweight ass ... BLOCKED!!!!!!!!

Lastly, another amazing match from that HUGE waste of money, eHarmony.com ... if you ever find yourself single and lonely, don't sign up with this site!!!!! The commercials are all lies!!!!!!!!! I spent hours filling out their questionnaire that assured me countless men with tons in common, blah blah blah ... soooooo meet my new match, "J" 47 ... he has two children [greaaaaatttttttt], he's "not much of a reader" [I do love the dumb ones] and one of his top five favorite things in the whole big world is (wait for it ...) spicy brown mustard.

Help me ...