It's Official ...

 ... the gender roles have reversed!

In the past, it was the women who were all whiny and needy, but since I've begun this little project, the only men I seem to encounter are girly little pansies! Take "W" 45 for example ... he's sent me a couple of lame emails over the past couple of weeks ... nothing interesting, and I only responded to be polite. His last email earlier this week was just a bunch of annoying questions that I was too busy to think of clever answers for ... so this morning he hits me with this:

"So I havn't [sic] heard from you in a few days , are you still talking to me?"

For the love of God [wo]man, don't you have anything better to do than sit by your computer waiting for some girl you don't even know to email you back? I think if "W" asks me out on a date, I'll accept, just to see if I'm going to need to hold open the doors for him and help him put his coat on ... or if he'll ask to borrow a tampon ...

But for the sake of amusing all of you, I wrote back and answered his questions and apologized for being busy ... and I get this:

"I guess with you being busy that doesn't leave much if any time to meet some one new and spend some time with, does it? So i'm not sure what to think."

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry loyal followers, but I don't think I can struggle through coffee with this one  ... even for your amusement!