Saturday, January 9, 2010

Foreigners Need Not Apply!

 Not much action on Match.com lately, but this little doozie appeared in my inbox last night:

"M" 41 writes: 

"Wow...You Are So Cute! [Cute? I have been called many things, but "cute" is certainly not one of them!]

Hello There, 


How have you been doing? I've been busy lately...too busy! Work has been really crazy, but I suppose in these times, I'm lucky to have a job! What have you been up to?
Kisses, Mike:-)" [Kisses? Really?]



But since I was a little bored, I checked his profile:

 "I am looking for a an attractive women [after further reading, I noticed he only wants a woman with a "slender" body type. Deep guy, this "M"] who has a vibrant personality! Someone who would enjoy snuggling with me. [Gaaaag] I also have a weakness for back rubs and giving them too! PLEASE DO NOT WRITE TO ME IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN THE USA" 

I guess I should be flattered that "M" (a wussy-looking little man in a cheap shirt) finds me acceptable ... but for some reason his message just makes me queasy. Sorry bitches, I don't think I can take this one for the team!








 



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