Monday's Horrors

It's a busy day here in dating hell ... I guess no one wants to be alone for New Year's, but after dealing with some of these losers, I think perhaps I'll be fine! Read on ...

"D" 36 writes:

"sexy

do u play with younger men?:)"

Wow, right to the point there "D" ... um, not when their profile photo is a dude wearing a visor. Lame ...

I have also sparked the interest of "H" 47 ... so I took a peek at his profile, where among pictures of him and his camper, I came across this little gem:

"not to big on going out all time vacation in maine sometimes always wanted to go too florida havent yet enjoy gonig out to eat chinese or wherever makes someone happy very flexable"

WTF! Can someone please translate???? And what is that growing out of his head???

Finally, we have this from "B" 47:

"I PROMISE

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MORE FUN MEETING A REAL NICE GUY SEARCHIN FOR THE REAL THING"

Actually, I think I will have more fun getting a PAP smear. And why is he YELLING at me??????