A Christmas Poem

Got this sweet little message today:
"Hello There, You are so very cute & attractive, all I want for Christmas is You!
I think we have a lot in common, don't you think so too? -- xoxo M"

(Did you catch the rhyme? So clever!)

And wow, all he wants for Christmas is me ... so I won't have to get him anything ... perfect! I rushed right to the profile to check out the "lot" we have in common. Hmmm ... he's short, I'm not. He has a dog, I don't (they bite me!). He likes snuggling ... I'm going to puke.

The Way to My Heart? Good Grammar!

This brainchild sent me a message, then promptly closed his account, leaving me to wonder what might have been:

"So what is a guy to do to win the heart of a beauty such as yourself?"

Um, learn to proofread perhaps!