It Just Keeps on Gettin' Better!

I guess I should give "M" 40 some credit for being honest, but seriously? SERIOUSLY???:

"Hi! Would you ever consider getting together with a married man?"

I have no words ...

They Like Me, They REALLY REALLY Like Me! Sniff ....

If it's not enough of a meat market out there, OKCupid evidently allows users to rate each other by attractiveness ... and the better you look, the better your matches will look! And it seems, I've made it to the top 50%! I feel so honored and blessed ... if you don't believe me, here's what they said:

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.

. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:

You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

. . .

Suddenly, the world is your oyster. Login now and reap the rewards. And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see.

My Money Troubles Are over

Robert here, has made me an offer no self-respecting girl should refuse, check it out!

This morning I logged in to OKCupid and was greeted by this super sexy photo ... ummm, not. Seriously, if your abs (or lack thereof) look like this, why would you put a photo of them online for the whole wide world to see? I guess if your name is cameroguy114, it makes perfect sense! Enjoy!

I'm Back!

My my my, how long has it been? After my string of unsuccessful dates, I gave up on finding love ... that is until a friend introduced me to a dating app for my iPhone! So I've loaded up OK Cupid and I'm ready to go. The sign up process was much like the ones for eHarmony and Match, with the exception of the questions ... so many questions ... from math to religion to sex and everything in between, the questions kept coming. After about an hour of answering, Cupid told me (in a nice way of course) that it appears that I really just don't give a sh!t about too many things ... I could have told him that, without wasting an hour of my time! Immediately after I put up my profile, the messages started coming in. Nothing too crazy ... I chatted with "W", a boy 15 years my junior, and we have plans to meet in the future so I can be his wing-woman. And then we have this little doozy from "B" ... one of my pet peeves is bad grammar, and "B" takes it to a whole new level ... read on:


"Hi there, I am on brake looking a pretty faces. Your it hands down."


My goodness, I don't even know what to say to this one .... guess I'm a bit out of practice! But I suppose it's like riding a bike! Well, I've got a full InBox so I'm sure I'll be posting more soon ... 


I'm happy to be back!!!


-Lucy Love