Morning Rant

I just received an email from "B" 44 asking me to "bare my soul" ... WTF, what does that even mean? I told "B" that I have no soul, I sold it long ago to get shoe money.

Another from "K" 43 who wants to have coffee with me ... aside from looking like a sex offender, "K" prefers a "petite" woman who likes to sail in boats as well as paint them. Perhaps "K" should learn to read, because my profile clearly states that I am tall and that I don't do boats. And PS, seriously, what kind of jerk makes his girlfriend paint his boat??????????

Then we have "S" 55 who writes "we may have a better than average chance of being on the same page and have similar dreams"

Last night I dreamed I was being chased by a serial killer who wanted to chop me up (too much Nip/Tuck right before bed I guess) ... did "S" dream that too? I checked out the profile:

"would Love to meet that woman who is out there waiting for something Special to happen in her life ..and if one day we find that our time has come and to find that special one would we be willing to step up to the plate. For time waits for no one. For the time has come email and have some fun....Can you Dream of the possibilities"

I don't think he put enough corny sayings in there, I think he should add one or two more.

All this, and it's only 9:00 in the morning ... I can't wait to see what (or who) the rest of the day brings!

I almost forgot! Now that my eHarmony.com subscription has expired, they keep taunting me with wonderful new matches that I can learn about if I renew my subscription for the low low rate of $33.95 per month! I'm not fallin' for it, and neither should anyone else! If you or anyone you know ever considers joining eHarmony, don't do it!!!