Meet Wiggies

Yesterday I got a "wink" from "wiggies" 42 ... I chose to ignore it, because for some reason, the word "wiggies" makes my skin crawl. Evidently, "wiggies" doesn't give up easily, because I just received this charming email ... it was entitled "me" so I guess it's all about "wiggies"! [I guess "wiggies" didn't get the memo that it's all about the GIRL]:

"I am a good hearted person"

Well then, what more do I need to know? Someone call the preacher! Here's a pic of "wiggies" ... Can someone please explain the wreath?:

On a brighter note, tomorrow is my last day on eHarmony.com! After not having more than one so-called "match" per week, all of a sudden today I had three! Obviously a last ditch effort on their part to continue taking my money. But in the interest of keeping the blog fresh, I checked them out ... but as usual, they were all too old, too plump, lived too far away and had too many children! So people I implore you, no matter how lonely you may get ... and no matter how happy the couples in the commercial look ... never EVER give eHarmony.com a penny of your hard-earned money! I am stepping down from my soapbox now ...