Where Have All the Real Men Gone?

I've gotten a couple of slightly amusing emails from "E" 46, so I finally decided I should take a peek at his profile ... to my horror, here are a few quotes:

"E" starts off with this: "TO MY SWEET ANGEL, I've been searching for you my entire life."

Then why, oh why, is he writing to ME???? Sweet? Angel?????? Help me ...

He goes on to say a bunch more sappy things, like "although we have never met I hold you dear in my heart", "if you are tired, you'll rest your weary head on my shoulders" and my personal fav "when that day comes if you are sad I will dry your tears"

Seriously, when did all the men start acting like the kind of women I love to hate? I feel like if I date one of these guys, our "cycles" will sync up and we'll spend 4 days per month crying at nothing and eating chocolate together ...