There are not nearly enough hours in the day to keep up with all of these winks and emails! I may have to quit my job and devote my days to the quest for a Good Man! My boss might miss me though ... I think he kind of likes to hear my stories ... speaking of which, here's the update, short version of course!
"D" 43 thinks I'm beautiful and adorable (adorable????) and has invited me to go for a ride in his powered parachute. I researched powered parachutes a little, and there doesn't seem to be any way he could attempt any "mile high" action, so maybe I'll be brave and give it a try. I suppose if things go badly, I can always jump ...
"R" 45 ... I have agreed to meet "R" for coffee the day after tomorrow. He seems like a nice guy, but he was awfully eager to meet right away rather than get to know each other over email ... perhaps he's right. We can waste hours talking and typing, but bottom line is, there has to be something there, and you can't see it over the computer.
"R" 48 has already invited me to visit him in the desert ... after about 5 email exchanges. Maybe he likes to lure women out there and bury the bodies where no one will ever find them? That would be just my luck!
"J" 42 is a bit put off by my lack of interest in boats ... but he has stepped up and offered to teach me to swim. OR maybe he just wants to see my ass in a bathing suit? And like the desert, the ocean is a fabulous place to dump a body! Hmmmmm ....
New to the scene is "D" 53 ... I feel bad about "D" because after I ignored his "wink" he decided to email me anyway. How can I tell him that I think he's just too old for me without hurting his feelings? I mean, how sad is this: "I admit to sending an entry-level wink, which apparently wasn't so well received; would an actual note meet a better fate? That's assuming, of course, that you can put aside the fact of these few extra measly years I'm saddled with..." Suggestions?????
As I'm typing this post, another email popped up in my inbox ... ack! I guess I should go see who awaits me now...
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