After an evening out at a concert where all the men my age were either hideously fat or already taken, I was pleased to find a note in my InBox that my Planet Earth Singles profile had been viewed and someone had sent me a Private Message! Excitedly I logged in, only to discover that the name of my admirer is "wishbone" ... umm, hello, if you wish to bone me, can we maybe have coffee first or something???? But aside from the name, wishbone seems like quite the charmer ... He's already throwing the L Word out there!!!! Here's a little quote:
"You profile is so simple but very interesting, do you believe in love? if you do let's make it happen."
Ummmm, yeah.
Perhaps I'll have some luck tonight when I hit the party scene in my vampire costume ... Mr. Right will see the bar lights shine off of my silver fangs and he won't know what hit him ... oh wait, what hit him will be ME after he tries to grab my newly toned ass (thanks Baywatch Babe!)!!!
Have a great Halloween Bitches!
And PS ... that bikini trimmer thing is life changing ... I highly recommend it for all my Italian sisters out there!
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