It's been a few days since I posted my eHarmony profile, I'm getting a little more familiar with this online dating stuff ... I noticed that all of my eHarmony matches so far are "Flexible" matches. What, you ask, are Flexible Matches? A "Flexible Match" means that after I handed over my $44.95 and answered their 3,428 questions, they can only find me men who have "some" of the qualities I desire ... read: You're gonna have to date a chubby (I'm being kind here), 50+ man with kids. The commercial did't say anything about Flexible Matches ... (and ps ... those men in the commercial are much less creepy-looking than the actual men on the site). If I wanted only "some" of the qualities I desire, I could cruise down to the local bar and start randomly handing out my number to dudes ... for FREE!!!!!!
One of my first matches, "H" 50 from New York, "Closed" our communication today due to the distance between us ... alas, I thought we had gotten so close over these few days!!!!!
But on a bright-ish note, "T" 46 sent me his Must Haves and Can't Stands ... and it seems he does not find cheating to be appropriate, enjoys learning new things, and likes his life to be organized. Tag, I'm it, so I sent him back a few questions ... "T" and I are nearing Stage 4 of our introductory communication process, I'm positively giddy with anticipation!
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